My younger son H does not mince his words. He came into the kitchen and said what I was wearing looked like a "70's remix". It was only a black rollneck top over a long green t-shirt and a slightly different green long skirt and black boots. So I have my own Gok Wan in the house.
Last time I made a bad impression on my sons was the day they told me I was wearing my "mushroom top". It was actually a leopard print summer top I really liked. They were adamant it would not do, so I took it to the charity shop. They protested so strongly and in such spontaneous stereo that I had to believe them.